Mayday! Mayday!

We made our annual slip'n slide purchase from the clearance rack at Target this week.  

I am a desperate woman.  I am barely hanging on to any sense of sanity and well being I once had.

 There are 57 weeks until school starts.....seriously, we don't go back 

until after Labor day.  (trust me on the math)  Man, I love my kids but I realize that
 I am a much better parent when they aren't with me 24/7.  

I only have a few more tricks up my sleeve to make it through August.  

I am tired of Hannah Montana.

My house has seen better days....and I don't even care.

I need a pedicure.

My car has the #4 carved in the side of it and the artist has yet to come forward.

I cancelled a dentist appointment last week because I was too scared to go.

My son unknowingly bought $137 worth of merchandise on eBay.....the best

part is that he hit the "commit to buy" button on the same item five times.  

I know that I will be sad when summer is over.  I do.  Luckily we have

57 more weeks until I have to worry about that.